SEPHORA GRATIS HAUL: APRIL & MAY

I won't bore you with a rambling intro today. Psyche. Imma bore the crap out of you. This morning I woke up and took my first breath as a conscious human on May 20th. I wondered to myself if it would be another sunny day. You see my blinds were shut, prohibiting me from knowing what to expect. I closed my eyes again, seeing as I was a bit sleepy, but then opened them again because I knew I really ought to get up...

Yeah, okay that's enough of that. Hey, here's some shit that I got given from work!

SEPHORA GRATIS HAUL: FEBRUARY AND MARCH

I feel like I should first start by explaining what I mean when I say this is a Sephora Gratis Haul. The last time I posted a lot of people thought that I'd gone absolutely mental and bought everything I could get my hands on. Alas, 'tis not the case. One of the perks of working at Sephora is that you get given product to try. Everything I'm showing today was given to me by the company. So I've got my loot from February and March and, as always, I'll give you a quick review of everything.

A TERRIFYINGLY HUGE SEPHORA GRATIS HAUL

Holy crow what happened here? I missed a few monthly gratis hauls so I decided to do one jumbo collective haul and it's grown into a monster. I had no idea how much I'd been given until I started gathering everything together for photographs. I'm not even sure how to handle a post this size. Do I talk about everything? Do I just list it all? In the end I tried to do something in between - a very brief synopsis of each product. Also, don't worry, immediately after this I'll go take myself out back and flog myself silly for being so spoiled (and not in a kinky 50 Shades kind of way, I promise).

SEPHORA GRATIS HAUL: OCTOBER

As I've mentioned more than once now (I'm quite good at beating a dead horse, if I do say so myself), in the beginning of October I started working at Sephora. One of the perks of working there, aside from being surrounded by makeup (which is simultaneously quite dangerous) and receiving a discount, is that you get sweet, sweet gratis. Theoretically, the idea is to give the employees a chance to try out products and be able to speak with experience, but also, how can I put this elegantly?... we likes the stuffs. So I wanted to show you guys the stuffs that I received in October's gratis. I shant go into too much detail because that'd be a monster post. I'm spoiled rotten, I know.